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this quiz is from WILLOW and also SAMM. I do a thing where instead of having my (very few) followers ask me questions, I just ANSWER ALL OF THE QUESTIONS. This is because I want to. If you want to answer questions, it is also a thing you can do. You do not have to wait to be asked (but also if you want to wait to be asked you can do that too).
1:If you were a different gender, what name would you want to have?
This is a really good question I’m going to think about all day before I answer.
(i just got home from work and i still dont know. admittedly, i did not actually think about it once today)
2:If you could witness any historical event in person, which one would it be and why?
just one? probably the crucifixion of jesus christ. i think the why is obv.
um, tho. alternate top runners for this include: the liberation of Auschwitz, the 1979 Iranian rebellion, and also i would like to be present at all north/south korean meetings in the DMZ, just hiding in a corner watching in confused awe.
3:What kind of sandwich best describes your personality?
My favorite sandwich i cant eat anymore bc gluten, but it’s mayonnaise, tomato, lettuce, and avocado on country miche.
a thing i can eat NOW that i love is sushi w avocado, strawberry, and cream cheese. is that like a sandwich? im counting it. basically i love avodado.
4:If your crush or significant other were to turn in to a ferret, what would you do? Would you still like/love them?
i….i do not think i would be surprised. is that a weird answer? i would not fuck a ferret but i would still LIKE the ferret a lot.
5:If you became dictator of your country, and you can enact one law that could not be repealed once you are forcibly removed from office, what would that law be?
DONT HURT OTHER PEOPLE OK
6:What is your opinion of Canada?
i have very few opinions on canada
7:What is your spirit animal?
hmmm i’m gonna decline to answer this directly. animals that i like a lot & have a lot of feelings about are goats & jackals
8:If you could change your skin color to anything outside of the natural palette of skin colors, what color would you choose?
um. i think um. i dont know, navy blue? blue skin is pretty sexy i guess.
9:What was the last movie you chose not to watch?
i like this quiz bc the questions are v v v good and also i have no idea what the answer of this is but i bet its interesting. here, let me go to netflix.com and take a look.
ok the answer is New York, I Love You. I watched maybe 15 minutes of it and thought it was bad and boring and I didn’t care? which was disappointing bc i love natalie portman w all my heart
10:If you were a farmer, what would you grow?
strawberries!!!! & tomatoes, and herbs, and apple trees, and corn, and potatoes, and plums, and rhubarb, and while im at it i guess raspberries & blackberries
11:What do you miss the most?
thing? person? both? just whatever noun is THE MOST? i really dont know bc my life now is like way better than it ever was but i guess i miss not being a person w depression & anxiety
12:What is your favorite sequel film?
HP7? 2 towers? um. not based on book tho? who knows. lion king 2??? i know its objectively bad but if you told that to 10 year old me she’d like hit you or something so im not gonna do that.
OH CLERKS 2 CLERKS 2
13:Rural area, small town, suburb, or big city?
i grew up in small town and big city. i have also lived in suburb. i prefer city!! but not big city maybe. just normal city.
14:What’s your favorite branch of the military?
like i really dont have a lot of opinions about this? but probably the navy.
15:What year of school was best for you?
how u say “they were all shit”
16:What is your favorite month, excluding whichever month contains your birthday?
17:What is your favorite type of pie?
18:Do you enjoy being single?
i was pretty ok w it! im not single rn tho
19:Do you prefer rivers, lakes, or oceans?
i like swimming in lakes the most but i like being around the ocean the most
20:If you had to have one feature on your body changed to a canine version of said feature, what would you choose?
EARS. after that, TAIL. i know im kinda cheating myself out of a tail by going w ears first but theyre so cute omg
21:What is your favorite font?
i dont have one i just use whatever doesnt look bad w the project im on. i like patagonia a lot!
22:What is the highest number of cats you can imagine yourself owning?
23:What was your last date like?
i ran into a pole
24:Who are you?
i just realized by answering all of these at once im giving shorter answers than if i was asked via box but also i dont care too much about that and i dont like this q anyway. um. My name is Hil. Im 22 years old. I live in WA state. I like the color green, and books. Im allergic to a lot of food and I dont eat meat.
25:What is your least favorite illicit substance?
all of them.
26:What is your opinion on 80’s music?
i like some of it and i do not like some of it.
27:If you could add something to the high school curriculum, what would you add?
more world history & more about not white men.
28:What is your favorite album artwork?
neutral milk hotel in an aeroplane over the sea also stars set yourself on fire is like, tattooed on my body
29:What is your favorite non-social networking website?
30:What is your favorite boy band?
like legit boy band? i have pretty indifferent opinions toward all of them. i. um. do the beatles count?
31:What is your least favorite casual dining establishment?
32:You are allowed one beverage and one candy for the rest of your life. What would you choose?
um probably for my health i should choose water. and peanut m&ms.
33:If you had to be stranded somewhere on Earth, miles from civilization, what biome would you choose and why?
34:What is your preferred projectile?
35:You have inherited a nightclub in a major city. What modifications would you make to it?
id make it gayer
36:What have you done recently to dismantle the patriarchy?
37:What song did you most recently get tired of due to its overplaying?
i dont get tired of songs due to overplaying bc i just listen to songs when i want to
38:What is your favorite piece of clothing?
does my scarf count if so that if not
no. its that.
39:What was the most awkward moment of your romantic history?
well running into a pole was p bad. also all moments between confessing feelings and making out with anyone ever. also many others. there are so many.
40:What brought you to Tumblr?
if ben could do it so could i.
41:What product or service do you find ridiculously overpriced?
i looked up the price of good quality long underwear a few weeks ago and that was upsetting.
smartphones tho. holy fuck.
42:Why did you send the last anonymous Tumblr message you sent?
i dont send anonymous tumblr messages. its my thing.
43:Who is your favorite one-hit wonder of the last twenty years?
ben and i went thru every 1 hit wonder of the last 20 years & i dont have an answer. i like the proclaimers i guess. that seems like an ok answer.
44:How many people, outside of your immediate family, do you know the birthdays of by heart?
WHO KNOWS. IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO TELL. Probably 20. maybe.
45:What is your favorite speech?
this is water by dfw
46:What is your least favorite song from your favorite musical?
every single song from fiddler on the roof
47:How do you feel about dating exes?
i feel aggressively against it
48:What is your favorite vegetable?
49:Who is your favorite fictional villain?
as opposed to my fav real villain????? i am a BIG FAN of dr. doom but also if mystique counts then her.
50:What is your favorite police procedure?
the one where they gtfo???? all of the ones that dont involve guns or profiling or quotas or harassment. so unfortunately none of them i guess.
Hello, Mr. Green! Seeing as you're extremely intelligent and this is a sciency-wiency blog, I'd like to know how fast is the blink of an eye (mph)? Google is a pain in the rear end for questions like this, for all of the results I've seen so far are for baseball. Curiosity kinda killed me on this, so I figured I could ask you. Huge fan of your blog, btw. Science fascinates me very much. Thanks!
OK, so I measured my eye and it’s about a half inch high. Google says a human eye blink (up and down) takes about 300 milliseconds. So the eyelid is traveling half an inch up and half an inch down in 300 milliseconds.
So, on average, your eyelid is going 1 inch every 300 milliseconds. A bit of calculation converts that to 0.2 miles per hour.
u dont even know how much im blinking after reading this
riddle me this. how did this go from here
well my friends, i give you the craziest tale i have ever told.
this is a v polite text post letting people know i would be much obliged if they might tag posts with visible blood in them with #blood or similar. this also includes animated or hand drawn posts! like of course this is not any sort of requirement but i get *pretty sick* from seeing blood (sorta especially in animated & drawn stuff? the blood always stands out and there’s so much of it…) and i would super crazy appreciate it. again, it is not a *requirement* just a nice thing u could do if we follow each other.
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