• Europeans: I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
  • Americans: I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.
  • #australians: i drove for nine hours #now i'm nine hours away from home #no one is here #the streets are empty #how did this happen #where has civilisation gone #i am alone in the universe #oh wait no there's an echidna it's okay
  • Canadians: We left Toronto 2 days ago, We are still in Ontario, food is scarce. We are lost, soon we will have to eat each other to survive, oh wait there's a tims we're good.
  • Russians: I was in Yakutia, I drove for twenty eight hours, now I'm still in Yakutia, I travelled by train for 6 days, I'm still in Russia. Don't even try to leave Russia. Don't forget: you're here forever. Accept it and suffer.

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undeadcosmicunicorn:

Opaque Matte Lipstick - $6.99

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How to color eggs with onion shells.

wewantwow:

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This must be the most beautiful DIY tutorial I have ever seen. And it so happens to be in style of this weekend. Found on Ulicam, a very nice blog by Ulrika Kestere, photographer and illustrator. For the whole tutorial and lot’s of inspiration, click here.

reblogging bc prettiest and i bet this would work for blown eggs too

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meat-circus:

a-state-of-bliss:

SCMP Style Magazine Sept 2013 - Nyasha Matonhodze by Carter Bowman

sci fi rogue princess

meat-circus:

a-state-of-bliss:

SCMP Style Magazine Sept 2013 - Nyasha Matonhodze by Carter Bowman

sci fi rogue princess

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alexroidriguez:

no1creedfan:

funnuraba:

i can’t believe barry b. benson discovered the concept of cultural appropriation

IS THAT NEIL PATRICK HARRIS?

I THINK IT’S STING

(what’s interesting is that sting appropriated the accents & style of Caribbean music)

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ive only been painting sunsets lately so this is v important 2 me

ive only been painting sunsets lately so this is v important 2 me

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turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

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